GIAMPIERO JUDICA (Ettore)
A member of the prestigious Actor's Studio, the production marks Giampiero's first starring role in a film, delivering a brilliant performance as the bumbling Ettore.

Born and raised in Milan, Italy, with boiling Sicilian blood in his veins, Giampiero presently lives in Los Angeles where he is trying to find some peace and serenity, not to mention, removing the balls from his mouth and finally learning the English language. Look for Giampiero in a bunch of feature films coming soon.

LOU MARTINI, JR. (Morris)
As a child, Lou made his big screen debut in The Godfather. He has since grown up and enjoyed a successful acting career in film and television. He's been featured in numerous television shows including Law & Order. Look for Lou in those Olive-(pathetic attempt to be an Italian restaurant)-Garden commercials.

AMANDA FOX (Janet)
Amanda flat out makes her film debut playing Janet, the sedative to Morris' crack attacks. You can bet you'll be hearing from this girl in the future. However, she's currently producing for CNBC.

ANTHONY ZACCARO (Officer Sharpe)
Another veteran of stage and screen, Anthony has starred in numerous films including the acclaimed short, Samuel Beckett is Coming Soon. Pound for pound, he's much better than that guy on Seinfeild.

ERNEST MINGIONE (Caesar)
Playing the kindhearted pizza place owner, Mingione brings a special warmth to Ettore's American experience. Ernest was last seen on Third Watch.

FRANCES BOTTI (The Neighbor)
Another stand out from Middletown, Mrs. Botti returns to movies with a hilarious film debut. Look for Frances in every movie her son does, just as long as she feeds the set with her lasagna.

MARIO BOTTI (The Neighbor's Husband)
There's a very fine line between fact and fiction as proved by Mr. Botti who reprises his role from Middletown as the snoring husband. Not only does this guy create award winning advertising campaigns; he can act and produce as well.

LARISSA LARENNE (Counter Girl)
No part is too small, as Larissa proves by her performance behind the counter...She's currently in L.A. pursuing acting.